This morning, I was looking through a list of vocabulary for sixth graders. I was bouncing a couple off Sir, to see if he knew them. And then came the word, “haughty.” The definition of which Sir says is “a good-looking woman.”
No, that would be hottie, and I blame Big Fish for even letting that word enter Sir’s head.
Then in the car, someone didn’t close their door properly and the “Door Ajar” light came on. I said–as a trained monkey might, could a trained monkey speak–”Door ajar.” And Mister said, “Dora Jarr? Who’s that and why are you saying her name?”
Sigh.
Thanks for the laughs. I’ve gotta wonder though … is Dora Jarr a haughty?
Ah, Krista, I’m not even going there! At this point, I’ve got my fingers stuffed in my ears and I’m humming very loudly…