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Mister is playing a computer poker game right now (hey, it’s before school and he’s learning…uh…statistics?), and one of the characters says that. “Try to read my pretty poker face.” Only he says it in a really fast, staccato, accented voice. Anyhoo, it cracks me up and it’s my new catch phrase.

So here’s something to do with your kids, friends, family, co-workers, or the mail dude: Put your first fingers together thusly:

Then, using the thumb and forefinger of your free hand, rub up and down the back of your finger and the back of your pal’s finger at the same time. Totally weird, huh?! Try to keep your pretty poker face!